Men are too easy...

What did I do when the guys in the office asked me to join them out for lunch, but I had packed a sandwich that day?

Politely declined, letting them know that I had brought my lunch.

What did I do 15 minutes later when one of the hottest gals in the office called, asking me if I'd like to join her for lunch?

I said, "Sure, when did you want to leave?"

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