Monday, May 08, 2006

Who do we blame now?

I read a news story today about some drunken idiots (and I dare add that they live in the south) that got into an argument over how to use a PS2 game system. The fight ended when one of them pulled a gun on the other and shot him dead.

What I'm wondering now is which group is going to speak up first? The anti-gun crowd blaming the gun for the killing, the anti-video game crowd saying that this is another example of the violence in video games, or people against alcohol? Oh the humanity!

This entry was shot while arguing over which video game character is better: Mario or Luigi.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Operation Photo Rescue

I happened upon this website and immediately sent them an email telling them that I wanted to volunteer to help them in their efforts. I also included a sample image of what I can do (see below).

Restoring digital photos is something I seem to have a knack for and I've done it for a few friends and family members over the years. The most difficult one I was asked to restore was from one of my co-workers. His dad had passed away not too long before and he had discovered an old picture that his mother had been carrying around in her purse or wallet for years. Time and abuse had taken their toll on the picture and he asked me if I might be able to help. After a few days (during lunches at work) I was able to bring the picture back to a much better state.

Here's that picture...

(click for a larger view)

This brings back memories of some work my mom did when I was a kid. She would take real photographs and either restore them or colorize them (this was way back before personal computers). It was a way for her to use her artistic talents to restore and/or enhance photographs. Now, in the digital age, I have a chance to do the same.

Anyhow, hopefully they get back to me and find my skills useful enough to start putting me to work!

This entry was color-corrected, sharpened, blended, and rasterized.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Save the Internet!

Save the Internet: Click hereBig communications companies are attempting to change how the Internet works at a fundamental level. What is being proposed is a multi-tiered Internet where those can afford to pay what amounts to extortion fees to telcos get preferential treatment of bandwidth (Internet traffic) and those who don't pay get whatever is left over.

The Internet is a place where anybody can create something and has an equal footing with huge corporations. It's a way for everybody to have a chance to be heard and a great method of communicating.

Network Neutrality is what the Internet currently enjoys now. Nobody gets any preferred treatment over anybody else. This needs to be maintained so that everybody has equal chance to succeed with whatever it is they want to do on the Internet.

It's a topic that's causing a lot of stir on BOTH sides of politics. When both Democrats and Republicans are making strong efforts to prevent something, chances are that it's because they're fighting against something most would consider "unconstitutional".

Back up the efforts to stop big telcos from controlling the Internet!

This entry was written while the Internet was still neutral - let's keep it that way!

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

High road to the Moony Temple

Quinn, his daughter Allissa, Rece and I went hiking and geocaching up in Crestline and Lake Arrowhead this past weekend. The weather was outstanding and about as good as it gets for being outdoors.

I posted photos and details on a new web page on my website. Both Quinn and I took a lot of photos, but you'll only be subjected to around 47 or so...

This entry got itself a nice sunburn while hiking!

Friday, April 28, 2006

My brain... ees no workie...

Wow! Today was a mental midget day for me. I feel dulled and uninspired... like much of my brain has shut off on me. The cool part is that my mood isn't being affected by it - I'm actually in pretty good spirits.

Was supposed to go out and join some coworkers for happy hour tonight, but just can't seem to get myself motivated to go. I guess my introvertive tendencies are ruling my decisions today. Going to a noisy bar to yack just isn't something I wanna do right now...

This entry... duh...

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Performancing... it's back!

Performancing came out with an update (version 1.2 now). Apparently they fixed the problem with being able to log in to blogger (aka blogspot), so I can resume using it to write blog entries. For those of you (probably none) that are interested, this is why the subject of Performancing went dormant for awhile. This is my first post since the update, so it's a short and simple one.

This entry is about as interesting as a paper clip.

He's not a little boy anymore

As I sit here, trying to put together my thoughts, I'm resisting tearing up - but I'm smiling. There is just so much to say that it is difficult to put it into words.

Rece is 11 now. He's a great kid, with a caring personality. He's smart and very funny. He likes what every other kid his age likes: video games, pizza, movies, riding his bike, playing with toys, etc.

Yesterday we went for a bike ride after I got off work, and we went to find a geocache. It used to be that Rece would putter out on a hill, or whine that his legs hurt - this time proved different. He kept up (and a few times led) along the ride. He did slow down quite a bit going up one hill, giving me a good enough lead ahead to stop and wait for him at the top. What caught me off-guard was when he got to the top, he waved me on and kept going - not wanting to stop and rest as he used to do. He did comment that is legs were burning a little, but not as a whine or complaint; more as just an observation. If I don't watch out, I suspect that I'm going to be the one lagging behind pretty soon!

The other day I was watching an excellent show called Coupling (the BBC version) on DVD. The subject matter is definitely mature with very quick and witty (and often complex) humor. I thought Rece was in his room playing, but as it turned out he was watching behind me. At one hilarious point, both of us burst into laughter... to which I realized that he was watching. I asked him to sit down and watch it with me. To my surprise and delight, he was able to follow the story and gags at every point, barring the strictly sexual content which he hasn't any context to associate with yet.

The fact that Rece is able to enjoy a show like that with me is both appealing and depressing, in a way. It has become apparent that his brain is no longer just occupied by toys and games and distractions as I've grown accustomed to. He has now begun to navigate the path toward becoming a man.

As a father, I'm so proud of my son - even though it means having to watch the little boy I've known for so long slowly disappear.

This entry looks back upon fond memories of Legos & Hot Wheels.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Confuse a Cat

Another tid-bit of Monty Python goodness...



This post was not, is not, will not, and will never admit to ever being confused.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

10 Things I Hate About Computers in Movies & on TV

Computers are now a common item to see in homes, offices, and schools. This fact hasn't seemed to change the way they're depicted in films and on TV. In fact, computers don't do most of the things that we see them do within a movie or TV program, yet many people still seem to accept these things while watching.

I've been using computers for more than 20 years now. I'm an I.T. person who deals with fixing and operating computers on a daily basis. I use computers as a source of entertainment and information at home. I'm also one of those annoying people who seem to notice all the things wrong in a movie ("hey, that glass was empty in the last frame!"), so it is no surprise that I've chosen to put together a list of the things that bug me about computers in movies and on TV... so here goes:
  1. Windows into the soul. With around a 90% market share, Microsoft Windows (one version or another) is clearly the operating system that is most likely to be found on computers no matter where you are in the world. So why is it so exceedingly rare to actually see Windows in use on a computer in a movie? Linux is great and all, which is what appears to be used most often (probably because they can get it customized to look and do whatever they want for the movie), but the truth is - most people cannot use it because they've never even seen it before!
  2. Psst... what's the password? This is one area that has improved over the years. In older movies, we used to see a blank screen with 'Enter Password:' on it. It didn't seem to matter what was trying to be done, you just had to enter a password to do it. Now the password screen has been livened up a bit, but the same old problem still exists: poorly chosen passwords. It seems that computer experts and evil geniuses still haven't learned the virtues of a strong password. No matter what, it always seems to be a word from the dictionary or a name of a pet or person (or in seemingly smarter films, a highfalutin name like 'Sisyphus' might be used) or some title of a book/project, but whatever is chosen - they always seem to figure it out. What really gets me annoyed is when the password has a self-destruct mechanism that wipes out the data or does something else bad if the password is entered incorrectly too many times... see, they're smart enough to think of a system like that, but not smart enough to come up with a stronger password. It may be that a password like 'z^21R*9iB.g%u7' isn't as thought-provoking or interesting to an audience as 'KRONOS' might be. Hmm...
  3. Backdoors galore! This computer cliché seems to almost be a thing of a past. It seems that this could have been a way of avoiding the previously mentioned password problem in shows. See, why try to figure out a password when you can get into the system using a little-known backdoor into it... which always seemed to be put there by software writers 'just in case'? Well, in this day and age we call that a security hole/vulnerability (not to mention a legal liability) and it just isn't done in the real world.
  4. Everyone is an expert. Having "officially" worked in the I.T. field for the last 8+ years has given me some insight into the amount of computer knowledge the general population has. What I have come to learn is that most people really don't know how to do much more than operate software that they use at work and/or at home - and at a limited capacity, I might add. I'm talking about a word processor, an email client, a browser, games, maybe a photo editor, etc. Beyond that, most people just don't have the time, interest, or inclination to figure out what else their computers are capable of doing ("what, exactly, is defrag?"). The movies would have you believe otherwise. We are often led to believe that a character in a movie is able to sit down in front of a computer, that uses an operating system they've probably never seen before, with software they've never used - but somehow they intuitively know how to not only crack the password (or find the backdoor), but to then pull up the information they need, and sometimes even find useful correlating data.
  5. Six degrees to Kevin Bacon. I don't know about you, but I've often wondered where this expansive super-database about people can be found (since we now know that the FBI doesn't have one) and how it can be so easy to query for exactly the data you're looking for without even knowing the database structure! Movies will try to convince you that there is this massive collection of personal data, residing somewhere out there that's accessible to almost any government agency, big corporation, or hacker. This database apparently contains everything from photos and relationships to dental and phone records... all easily accessible from one interface and in an easy to discern and understand format. It also conveniently happens to be that the character within the film knows how to use this system with ease as well.
  6. Universally compatible. Movies and TV try to tell us that every computer is able to communicate with every other computer system out there... no matter how different or foreign. Remember the movie Independence Day? Jeff Goldblum's character has an Apple PowerBook G3 that is not only compatible with the invading aliens' computer system, but it is also able to upload a computer virus (I'll get back to these) to them that brings down their force fields, allowing our primitive weapons to take 'em out. YEAH! It's a good thing for us that alien programmers use the same programming software, language, and operating system that we humans use - yet they don't bother to use anti-virus software!
  7. Resolution of image clarity. This is probably one of my biggest pet peeves in movies and TV: No matter how low the resolution an image or video is, regardless of how far away an object within it was; a computer can refine, adjust, tweak, restore, zoom-in, and correct it - often in near-perfect clarity. The first time I noticed (and then balked at) this was during the movie No Way Out (1987), starring Kevin Costner. They scanned a damaged Polaroid (yeah, remember those?) negative into their computer system - a behemoth that took up nearly an entire room - and it was able to recover the image perfectly. Or how about a security camera 2 blocks away that picks up a crime that ends up helping investigators catch the "perp". We've all seen what these videos look like on the news - the quality is abysmal at best. Yet time and time again in movies and on TV they process these through a computer and are able to zoom in and "enhance this area" with perfect clarity.
  8. Graphic violence. So much eye-candy happens on the systems in shows. Windows and screens slide and move behind or in front of one another. The interfaces are slick and very eye-appealing, using some very cool-looking visuals. The movie Hackers really annoyed me because they made hacking/ cracking seem as though it were a cool interactive 3-D videogame where you flew in and out of graphically represented filesystems and saw other users (and hackers) floating around doing things. To most, hacking is rather dull looking - scrolling through code, running scripts, sniffing packets, and the like. What bugs me about all of this is that not only is this all happening on a system that nobody has, but the hardware requirements alone would make the system incredibly slow to use (oh - I forgot to include that computers are impossibly quick and responsive in shows... nah, no need to make another number). At this point I'm tempted to drift off into a tangent about obvious or over/mis-used CG (computer graphics) in movies, but that would take an entirely new entry to go over. I almost didn't include this one because Linux & Mac systems already do a few of these nifty visuals now - and the upcoming Windows Vista will also do a lot more (if you fork over the cash for a very fast computer with a kick-ass video card), but I'm writing this based on movies current and past. Mostly computer-fiction (CoSci?) now, but some of this stuff is definitely on the horizon.
  9. The bleeping computer is making funny noises again! When was the last time text scrolled across your screen and you heard some sort of magical blipity bleep buzz sound accompany it? I'm not talking about system event sounds or when using a Flash interface on a webpage, either. I'm talking about hearing a descending zipping muted phaser sound when you zoom in on something - even the amazing Google Earth doesn't do this. The answer is most likely "never" (sorry, the voices in your head don't count). For the most part, computers are quiet things; sounds happen only when certain things occur - like to acknowledge a click, a dialog pops up, an error occurs, etc. Computers in the movies or on TV have all sorts of cool interactive sounds while they do stuff, don't they? This used to be something they could get away with when computers were a novelty and people didn't have them in their homes, but the practice of adding sounds to a computer's operations in a movie persist. I find this distracting and odd nowadays.
  10. Diagnosis: Computer Virus. Yep, these bugs are always out there... lurking in the shadows... ready to pounce upon an unsuspecting user and cause their computer to smolder or explode in a magnificent fireball. Why is it that people seem to think that computer viruses are these extremely complex things that can cause an entire city's traffic signals to go haywire while make a building's lights turn on and off and display a dancing character that pops up on screens singing a song (don't mind the fact that there aren't even speakers on some of these computers - you still hear it, along with those strange sounds I mentioned earlier). Viruses are rather simple in nature - they delete files, cause computer system instabilities, sometimes monitor keystrokes in hopes to capture passwords or other private data, or they open a Backdoor (yes, I dismissed these earlier, but it helps illustrates why legitimate software programmers don't put them in) allowing outside intruders to do a bunch of other things to an infected computer. They won't cause your computer to overload and explode, either - unless your computer contains C-4. They're made to do very specific things and try to be as uncomplicated as possible to help avoid detection. Getting infected with one of these is no picnic, for sure, but they're not as big a deal as movies and TV tend to make them out to be... nor could they infect a system they weren't specifically designed for - like say, an alien's forcefield systems...
This entry was bleeping, flashing, twisting, and turning
before I reminded it that it wasn't on camera.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Global (not so) warming?

Read this interesting article a couple of days ago about global warming and how it has apparently stopped... as far back as 1998. Yet we continue to hear about it and how it's a very serious problem. What I'm not sure of is the validity of the author's claims or his viewpoints on politics/society or if he's one of those types of writers that will put together a story opposing a subject just to get people to read his stuff or not. He may be correct, he may not... but the article does give something to ponder.

Then today I came by another article from what appears to be a more reputable source. It is in the "Opinion" part of the "Editorial" section of the Wall Street Journal - so that might temper the ideas presented. Again, just something different to think about.

This entry brought to you by the melting polar ice caps.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

... and a special appearance by Bruce Lee's cousin.

Something I watched awhile back that had me laughing so hard I was in tears. I found the video on YouTube and thought I'd share it...



This entry was filmed in FUNKAVISION.

Awesome!

Found a link to this today and got all excited. After checking out how much my blog is worth, I became even more excited!



This entry brought to you by an absolutely worthless blog.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Give it back!

The hour we lost this weekend... I want it back. Why do we still go through the daylight savings time change in this day and age? It had its place once, but now it is time to let it go! I often wonder how much loss of productivity businesses go through during the first day or two (or more) after we "Spring forward". Folks are just a bit more sluggish than usual, and even more so because it's a Monday. It's doubtful that the extra hour we get in the fall does anything positive, since it's just like sleeping in an hour extra on a Sunday morning.

For us night people, having to readjust to wake up even earlier (internal clock speaking) is even more of a pain. So there you have it... my daylight savings whine.

While you ponder this, check out this picture of a kid sitting in a box, wearing a bicycle helmet, eating a sesame parmesan breadstick, while snuggling with a tiki...



This entry was brought to you by a second cup of coffee.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Wonderful Wednesday Webcam Wackiness

It's no secret that I have a strange fascination with webcams. So friends and family probably weren't surprised when I told them about the one that I set up at home. Primarily it is used to keep an eye on Rece during the time period he's home after school, before I get home. He knows that it is there and can tell when it is on (the blue light on it turns on when it is active).

Aside from doing his chores when he gets home (which take less than 15 minutes or so to do), Rece has been told that he must do his homework in the living room on the sofa, which is where the webcam is set up to capture. I have informed him that his mother and I (and sometimes our friends, too) will be checking the cam to make sure he's doing his homework and not goofing off.

Of course we can't just sit at our jobs and stare at him to make sure he's staying on task, but we do check in from time to time. Occasionally we see him goofing off instead of doing his homework, and in some cases, we don't see him on the webcam at all - which is against the rules (except in regards to the aforementioned chores or when he goes to the can). At these moments we'll give him a call and remind him to get back on task.

The system seems to be working rather well now. In fact, it may be that Rece has become a bit too accustomed to the webcam being there to the point that he forgets about it completely. Why do I suspect this? Well, it may have something to do with what I caught him doing today.

While checking the webcam, I noticed that Rece wasn't doing his homework, despite having been home for over 45 minutes. Since chores and bathroom don't take him that long, I gave him a call. As it turns out, he was messing around with his hair to improve upon the style it was done in for the "Wacky Wednesday" theme at school today. I reminded him that playing around wasn't what he was supposed to be doing and that he had to "un-do" his hair, then get on to doing his homework. He acknowledged my directive and this was the result...



He did this while I was still waiting on the line. The sounds of struggle he must have been going through to remove the stuff he put in his hair were so funny, it was all I could do to keep from bursting into laughter. In fact, I did let out a few snickers, which garnered the attention of the two coworkers outside my office door. After the struggle, he returned to the sofa and started on his homework assignments.

About an hour later I checked back in on him, and was happy to see that he was on the sofa, doing his homework... wait... what the...



As you can see, he was up to his elbow doing something other than homework. This activity continuted for at least 2-3 minutes before I could stomach it no longer - I called him again. "That has got to be the most disgusting thing I've seen in a long time, dude!" I chided. "What? Oh... uh... sorry," he replied, as he glanced into the webcam, realizing what I must have meant. With a gentle reminder that he was still on the webcam and that searching for buried treasure wasn't part of his homework duties, he went back to work.

This entry was brought to you by Big Brother - he really is watching you.

Monday, March 27, 2006

No! Make it stop! NOOOO!

Stumbled upon this video on YouTube. I'm not quite sure if I should laugh my ass off or puke... or both.

This entry feels violated somehow.

Friday, March 24, 2006

A scorching case of basket ass

As odd as it may sound, it appears that Rece really enjoys going to the laundry mat. Ordinarily I do my laundry in the laundry room at my apartment complex, but last night I went to the local laundry mat with my friend Jennie (she needed to wash a large blanket/quilt/comforter/thing). Rece was with us and having himself a great time. He likes putting the quarters in the machines and starting up the dryers. He also likes playing in the rolling laundry carts quite a bit. Who would have thought a kid would like what most adults find to be dull and tiresome?

Rece was a little bummed when we eventually had to leave and asked if we could come back again sometime soon. I told him we would come back some day... and people call me strange...

This entry was accidentally thrown in with the load of reds.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Performancing, take two...

This is my second entry made using the Performancing extension for Firefox that I mentioned yesterday. While it seems to work just fine for creating new posts, it has given me trouble when I attempt to edit an existing post.

For my next trick, I'll attempt to insert a couple of images and see what this thing allows me to do with them. Here goes...



The above images should be right next to eachother, with a single space (I hit the spacebar) between them.

Ok, so the left image was inserted without any resizing. The image on the right was inserted and then resized within the Performancing screen (grab a corner). The really neat thing that I noticed right away was that the image size (in pixels) was displayed as I was resizing the image. That's a very handy tool!

I also made the image on the right a hyperlink. I was disappointed that it didn't offer a target option, so I was forced to go into the HTML edit mode and add the target="_blank" tag manually. In the editor there's a blue border around the hyperlinked image, but I don't see any border tags in HTML edit mode, so we'll see if that carries over after posting.

Alright, time to post this and see what happens...

This entry was done while bored at lunch.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Testing... 1, 2, 3...

This is my second attempt at posting to my blog using the Performancing extension for Firefox. It should allow me to post to my blog without having to actually log on to blogger/blogspot. It also has a few other blogging tools that I'll explore at a later date.

This entry took a couple of tries to post.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

OMG, Firefly!

Last week I ordered Firefly: the Complete Series DVD set and Serenity DVD as a package deal on Amazon for just under $38. Sweet deal. Well this sweet deal turned out to be even better for me, since I'm apparently a late-comer to the entire Firefly/Serenity scene.

Back when Firefly first aired on TV, I remember catching most of one episode (I think it was the pilot) and liking it. For whatever reason I never managed to catch it again and as it turns out the series ended up getting cancelled. So last year I see these previews for this movie named Serenity and it looks pretty good. My son and I never got around to seeing it in the theaters, but we vowed to catch it when it came out on DVD.

Back in December Rece and I went to the video store and discovered that it had been released on video, so we rented it. HOLY COW! This movie turned out to be one of the best sci-fi flicks I've seen. I mean, it ranked right up there with Star Trek: The Next Generation, in my opinion. We loved it so much that we watched all the extras (except for the commentary) and I learned about the Firefly history of the show. NO WAY! It was at this point that I realized that I must buy not only the movie, Serenity, but the entire Firefly series on DVD. Money around the time was tight because of Christmas, and then Rece's science camp tuition, etc, so buying them was out of the question. This month my expendable income was back to usual, so I ordered the set after following a digg link to the deal on Amazon.

So far I've only had time to watch the first 2 DVDs of the series and I am thoroughly impressed! How this show ended up getting cancelled, I'll never know. I've seen som pretty crappy sci-fi shows go far longer than they should have, but this great show got canned. Go figure.

Anyhow, I'm about ready to go watch some more Firefly now. I just couldn't contain my excitement about the whole thing. If you're a sci-fi fan, then do yourself a favor and check it out for yourself!

This entry was boarded by reavers and never heard from again.

I'm rain

No surprise there!
You Are Rain

You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.

You are best known for: your touch

Your dominant state: changing

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Delete with caution

Found this interesting article about how a man is being sued for deleting information from his laptop by a company he worked for. It seems like a circular argument to me, so I'm having difficulty understanding how this is going to play out.

A company gives you a laptop for you to work on. You sign an agreement about not using it for personal business and also that you can delete information from the hard drive when you return it. You use it for personal business anyway, the company starts to suspect as much, you delete your personal business (and go so far as to permanently wipe it) from the computer, quit your job, and return the laptop. The company then attempts to recover evidence of your personal business from the hard drive, find that it's been wiped, then because they don't have the evidence that you used it for personal business, they sue you based on the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, because you deleted possible evidence that they could have used against you - if it were even there at all. Hmm...

Part of it seems to be that the company wanted to get hold of some of his other business info/contacts, hoping to gain some knowledge to use for themselves. Anyhow, I thought it was an interesting read.

This entry was given a gag order, then it smirked, pulling out some handcuffs and a whip.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Good Night, and Good Luck

This past Friday we had a potluck lunch at work. It was themed off the Academy Awards Show, which was being held the following Sunday. Our staff was asked to bring in a dish and to come up with a name for it somehow derived from the list of Oscar nominees. As usual, I decided to bring my oriental cabbage salad, which has now become a regular dish at our company potlucks - if I don't bring it, people almost get upset with me!

I must have missed the part about naming my dish, so when I was asked at the last minute what my salad was to be called, I quickly came up with something. To accompany my salad on the buffet table, I made the following sign with the name on it...


(click image for larger version)

This entry was made possible by Nissin noodles!

Monday, February 27, 2006

100 Firefox Extensions Installed!

Found this funny link on digg this evening while surfing around the web. It just seems funny that somebody would try this. The amazing part is that it didn't slow Firefox down as much as I would have expected the guy to report it had. It really is an amazing browser!

This entry was written while waiting for a kid to finish his homework. Grrrr...

Sunday, February 26, 2006

You twit. It's 'sponge', not 'plowed'!

Wow! What a week! So much has happened that I couldn't possibly cover it all. Lots of fun, lots of laughs, plenty über geekiness, a couple of nice surprises, and a lot of time spent with friends.

I got to help my best friend celebrate her birthday - twice. Her friends and family were able to surprise her with a birthday dinner 2 nights early. It was great to see her genuinely surprised and I could tell that she was touched by our efforts. On her actual birthday I took her family out to for some delicious sushi (all you can eat - YUM!), then I hung out with them for a few hours afterwards just doing whatever came next. There's no way that I can sufficiently express how much I appreciate the fact that she was born, which ultimately allowed for her to be such an important part of my life.

My life-long friend, René, was able to drop in for a visit this weekend, as well. We spent a couple of hours looking through my copies of our old junior and high school yearbooks. She's been experiencing a lot of health problems over the last 4-6 months, but she seemed to be doing much better, which was a relief to see. We had a great time spent talking and relaxing. She's been my friend since we were 14, which is the longest I've ever known anybody, outside of family. She means a lot to me and I'm so fortunate to still have her in my life after so much time has passed.

Today Rece and I went geocaching with a new friend. The three of us walked about 4 miles and found 11 geocaches in less than 3 hours. There were a lot of people on the trail, which meant that we had to be rather creative in searching for, retrieving, and then replacing the caches without attracting any attention to our actions. Stealth was the key. The variety of ways we went about accomplishing our objectives provided us with a lot of laughs and just an overall good time.

Those are just some of the highlights and I assure you that there were a lot more little moments in between that filled my week with a lot of fun and the enjoyment of time with my friends.

This entry was copied, moved, renamed, then organized alphabetically.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

The one about 500 geocaches

With some help from my best friend, I achieved the 500 geocaches found mark a couple of days ago. We were out night caching (as we often tend to do) and nabbed the last 9 I needed. It feels pretty good to have gotten this far, especially since I'm not one to really care about the numbers when it comes to geocaching. It's mostly just a way for me to get out of my apartment, meet folks with similar interests, and enjoy spending time with some great people.

I also got around to hiding another cache, this one being a more out of the way/wilderness hide - like, as in you actually have to hike to it. It's in the foothills above Orange/Anaheim Hills, along some hiking/mountain biking trails. The location was found while I was out hiking with some friends from work last month. It just seemed so odd that there was a trail to this particular place, that I thought I'd hide a geocache there. I decided to call this one "Well-Defined Trail to Nowhere".

This entry was found aimlessly walking around a park in the middle of the night
holding a flashlight and staring at a strange cell phone-looking device
.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

In John They Trust

The Smithsonian Magazine website has a fascinating story about some South Pacific Islanders and how they worship what seems to be an American. It's interesting to read about how Americans had an effect on the spiritual beliefs within the culture when they suddenly appeared during World War II.

Their website seems to have a lot of interesting articles that I look forward to reading, as time permits. Hopefully you get something out of it, too.

This entry worships the almighty shopping cart!

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Brokeback to the Future?

File this under "obviously somebody had too much time on their hands" (wait - that wouldn't fit on a file tab)...

My buddy Quinn posted a link on his blog today to a rather entertaining spoof of a trailer for a non-existent movie called Brokeback to the Future. It's pieces of movie footage from the various Back to the Future movies put together to make it look as though Doc and Marty had some sort of "relationship" other than that of Delorean-time-machine-inventor and accidental-teenage-time-traveller. Funny stuff!

This entry was brought to you by a rainbow bumper sticker.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Photos from the 2/11/06 hike

As promised, here are some of the pictures taken while hiking through Riley Park this past weekend. Click an image to view a larger version.


An Old Studebaker Wagon


Entrance to Butterfly Garden


Staci Ann & a Live Oak Tree


A Coyote in the Nature Center


Trails Climbing Up Rolling Hills


Looking Back Down at the Trail Up


Rana, Barbara, & Staci Ann


Rana, Barbara, & Gabe


The View From Horned Toad Vista Point

Thanks to Rana & Staci Ann for taking the photos!

This entry brought to you by the OCUW Hiking Crew.

Happy V.D.

This is the second Valentine's Day in a row that I haven't felt any pressure to do or give something to somebody that I didn't want to do or give on my own. It feels great!

My ex, Sherise, is the type of person that expresses her love through gifts - or "tokens of love" as she used to put it. So by her reasoning she felt loved when she was given stuff, especially when accompanied by some sort of mushy sentiment along with it. Now I'm not saying that she's wrong for being like this, not at all - it just isn't the way that I feel driven to show my affection for others. This fact didn't help in our relationship at all, as one might imagine.

Having gone through the stereotypical Valentine's Day routine with Sherise for over 14 years, I can say that I'm officially done with all of the "traditional" V-Day stuff. I'll express my feelings for the gal I care about in the manner that I feel I show it best. If that isn't enough for her, then she isn't the one for me!

When I care for somebody (friend or more), I do things for them. Be it tuning up their computer, helping them move, watching their pets, listening to them talk about their life, etc. - I'm there for them. This is something I enjoy doing for them. Sure, I might give gifts when appropriate (birthdays & Christmas), but it's usually something that the person can use - preferably something they actually need. I'm reluctant to buy something for somebody when they already have pretty much all they need. There are some exceptions to this line of thinking, but it isn't the norm.

A card is what I tend to give during special days (like today). If I were romantically involved with a gal, I'd definitely take her out to dinner (or cook something special myself) and try to find something that we could do together that was fun and best suited to our relationship and personalities. It's possible that a gift might be involved, but that would depend on many different factors.

So before I come off sounding like an uncaring oaf, I hope it's clear that I'm not saying that I won't express how I feel to the people that I care for. Quite the contrary! It's just that I won't waste my time trying to express it to them in a way that feels false or completely foreign to my core personality (sensibilities?) anymore. WYSIWYG!

This entry was brought to you by geek <3.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Love Cache?

Just got home after attending a Geocaching event (gathering) named "Love Cache" (yep, it's a spin-off of the B-52's song "Love Shack" - go ahead and sing it, I won't try to stop you). Not much love for BuzzKill (my geocaching alias) to find, as the single gals in their 30's that I was told would be there by the event organizer were nowhere to be found.

That didn't stop me from getting too much unwanted attention from a 14 y/o girl, though. EESH! This is the second time that I've been at one of these geocaching events where a minor (the first one was 15) ends up giving me ga-ga eyes and hangs around trying to talk with me for a good portion of the event, while I'm doing my best to talk with the adults. It's a very uncomfortable thing, I tell ya! At least this one didn't come straight out and proposition me. (shudder)

Speaking of strange minors; a boy - I'd have to guess around 9 or 10, walked up to the table where me and 5 other (adult) geocachers were seated and announced, "I just violated a cherry!" We stared at him sorta stunned for a moment before he grinned and held up a maraschino cherry skewered by a half a dozen plastic sword toothpicks. Uhm... yeah.

The event began to thin out after the raffle was over, so I decided to say my goodbyes and go home. On my way out to my car, I passed by the flirty 14 y/o who waited until I was 10-15 feet away before telling me to "shake it". What on Earth are parents teaching their kids these days!?

This entry ended up feeling rather creeped out when it got home.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

...and one gram of protein

This morning was spent hiking with some of the gals from work that I'm friends with. We (well, I) decided that we should give Thomas F. Riley Wilderness Park a try, since none of us had ever been there before. Like the rest of Orange County's parks, this was a pleasant place to visit. The weather was clear and not too warm, and the UV factor was low, so I didn't even need sunscreen. It doesn't get much better than this for a hike with some friends.

It was the shortest hike that our group has done so far (just barely over 2.5 miles), but we spent the entire time talking and laughing. Either because of our noise level or that it was just a slow day for critters, we didn't encounter much wildlife on the trail, which was a shame.

After the hike we enjoyed a potluck picnic and more laughter. For the most part the items we brought were pretty healthy, but one of the gals had brought some sinful marshmallow/cookie treats along. Out of curiosity, we looked at the ingredients on the box and were astounded not only by what was in it (3 types of sugars, partially hydrogenated oils, etc) but also by the sheer length of the ingredients list! Not surprisingly, the nutritional value of these sweet morsels was practically none, but the gal that brought them was quick to point out that at least they provided 1 gram of protein. I'm just going to leave that part of the story at that...

After the picnic a couple of us went to check out the park office and nature center. I wanted to talk to one of the rangers to see if they were open to allowing the placement of a geocache or two within the park. The ranger was very nice and told me that I could, as long as I worked with them when I go about hiding the caches.

We took some pictures, so hopefully the 2 gals with cameras will send me the pictures soon and I'll post them here.

This entry enjoyed a breath of fresh air on a lovely day.

Edit to add: Photos have been uploaded and posted here.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Geek humor

My boss just sent me the following email:

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says
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Well, all the question marks were actually those little boxes you sometimes see when an invalid character can't be displayed. Anywho, I thought it was hella funny.

This entry was brought to you by ≲ാऊउ㰉牴ാऊउउ琼.

Edit to add: After reading this on my home computer, I see that it was partially made up of some Asian language, so you may see Asian characters instead of just question marks or boxes on your computer.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

The Mystery Door

Went to lunch with a couple of the gals from work. We went to a Salvadorian pupuseria (Pupusería San Sivar) just off of Harbor and 19th Street in Costa Mesa. Very tasty food!

While we were there we noticed this door that had been covered 1/2 way up by linoleum:


What really struck us as funny was the fact that they didn't even bother to remove the "Employees Only" sign after they were finished.

This entry is for Employees Only.
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Cuddles


I found my teddy bear today packed away in a box, hidden in Rece's closet. I've had this little guy since I was born. Hard to believe that I still have the thing over 33 years later! Anywho, nothing else to say about it, but that I'm happy to see him again.

This post became all warm and cuddly.
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Timing is everything

Yesterday I was talking about my experience with upgrading to the newest version of Firefox (version 1.5.0.1) and how that was going.

Today I received an email from US-CERT where I've signed up on their security alert mailing list. Today I received an email warning of vulnerabilities in Mozilla products. The solution? Upgrade to Firefox 1.5.0.1.

Here's a link to the article.

So... yeah. In order to ensure that you're not susceptible to the vulnerabilities, maybe an upgrade to version 1.5.0.1 is in order.

Just an additional FYI - This installation appears to be more stable than 1.5 and I haven't experienced even one lockup or crash in the day I've been using it. Of course a day isn't really a stress test, but it's more than just blindly installing it, right?

This entry was upgraded in the nick of time.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Vindicated!

While I won't say exactly what or why (as that's just not the type of person I am), events occurred today that relieved my mind of the stress it's been under for almost a week, now.

A malicious person wronged me - even after I had earnestly tried to be nice to them and help them through what I perceived to be a very trying time for them. What was being done not only affected me directly, but could have indirectly affected the well-being of my son as well. A person with such blatant disregard for others deserves what they get for their actions... as does their accomplice.

This entry exists within the light at the end of the tunnel.

Edited to add: No, I'm not talking about my ex-wife. We're getting along just fine.

Much better!

After 30 minutes of using it - Yep, the Fasterfox extension made a big difference. If you don't already have it installed get it now! So far I haven't encountered any problems. Some of my old extensions still haven't been updated to work with 1.5.x, which is sort of a bummer, but maybe they will sometime soon.

Keeping on the theme of Firefox, I came across this interesting blog about the history of Firefox. A good read for fans of this wondeful browser.

This entry will likely be followed by a hungry lion and devoured.

Firefox 1.5.0.1 update so far...

So far the upgrade from Firefox version 1.0.7 has been OK. I have noticed what seems to be a little lag while FF renders a page, especially the images...

... wait. I just realized that the Fasterfox extension didn't go along with the upgrade. Let me try installing that and seeing if that makes a difference. I'll keep you posted.

This entry makes me want to dance a jig.

Cover me! I'm going in...

Firefox 1.5 had quite a few problems that gave me enough reason to uninstall it and reinstall version 1.0.7. Now they've released version 1.5.0.1 and it's been on my mind to check it out ever since it was released last week.

Upgrading Firefox used to be something I never thought twice about, until version 1.5 came out. The notification of an update was given and I'd just go ahead and do it. Now I'm cautious. I'm going to take the plunge today and give it a whirl. Rest assured that I'll share any problems that I encounter here. Wish me luck!

This entry wants to jump up and down like an idiot.

Friday, February 03, 2006

Change is in the air

Another cryptic message for my friends and family:

Things are brewing, change is likely, but I'm handling things just fine. Don't worry about me, I'll be just fine, if not better than before.

I want to thank all of those who have been so supportive of me lately. There's no way that I can express the extent of my gratitude!

This entry shifted in and out of the shadows as it stalked its prey.

Monday, January 30, 2006

Strange misfortune

Went out for lunch today with the guys from work today for Chinese food. We usually go to Jade Palace. The food is good and the prices are reasonable.

The guy in charge of building maintenance, office supplies, landscaping, etc. (Facilities Manager?), was there, along with my boss and the helpdesk guy. The facilities manager isn't known for his firm grasp of the English language, especially in written form. He'll often ask me or the helpdesk guy for help with writing an email that he wants to send to all our staff, since he knows that his writing skills are pretty bad.

We finish eating lunch and the waitress brings us our bill, along with some fortune cookies. We all pull out our fortunes and read them aloud - appending the phrase "in bed" to the end, as seems to be the funny custom. The facilities manager stares at the slip of paper in his hand for a moment and just tosses it on the table. I lift it up and read it, then burst into laughter. I showed it to the other guys, who also start to laugh hard. This fortune was such perfect irony that I decided to scan it...



This entry was brought to you by a Chinese fortune cookie... in bed.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Weekend brief

This weekend was nice. I was able to see 2 of my best friends, as planned. Went night-caching with one and introduced the other to geocaching. Saturday and Sunday were very relaxing, non-stressful days.

Tomrrow (Monday), Rece will be leaving for his 6th grade science camp, returning home Friday. While I'm going to miss the hell out of him, the break will also be nice. He's going to have so much fun... I'm so jealous!

This entry brought to you by a gaggle of geeks.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

The one about nothing in particular

Yep, another one of my rambling posts. I don't have a story or funny thing to report right now, but there are a few things from time to time that aren't enough to make a full post about, but that I sometimes feel like writing down. Here are some of them...
  • I miss my friends a lot, lately. They know who they are - and know that I miss them. Hopefully I'll see 2 of them over the course of this weekend.

  • Work seems strange lately. Since I've started here, I've felt like it was a nice and friendly place to work. As of late, things seem to be shifting to a more corporate feel. That seems like a bad move for a health and human services fundraising organization that's supposed to care for people.

  • Just realized that I haven't mentioned that I've got wheels again. That's right! I'm back to driving again. You don't realize how much freedom you have when you can just get into your car and go wherever you want on a whim, until you can't do it anymore. I've been resisting the urge to drive all over the place - gas is expensive, and I still have to get a couple things fixed on it before I'll feel safe enough to drive it long-distances. The funny part is that my dad might actually be taking this car back to use and giving me the one he's driving around (a 1995 V6 Ford Taurus Wagon). We'll see what happens.

  • Doing my best to keep exercising from home. It's just the basic push-ups, sit-ups, and wrist & bicep curls for now. Geocaching has helped by getting me out and walking/hiking more. The occasional walk/hike with some folks from work on a Saturday morning haven't hurt. What I've been missing the most of lately, though, is the night-caching.

  • Seems that my resolve to learn guitar has shifted a bit lately. I think I need some structured lessons. While I'll pick it up and try to learn what I can on my own, it's frustrating to think that there's probably an easier way to learn. I'm far from giving up on it, but the goal I set for myself of being able to play Under the Milky Way by The Church within 2 months might have been a bit too lofty. The urge to play the drums has been getting even stronger lately, too. Sherise (my ex) needs to get her car out of my garage before that'll happen.

  • Looks like I might start doing side-jobs again. Finances are OK right now, but I'd like more of a cushion. I'd also like some additional fun money. Now I just need to find some clients...

  • One of my friends just called me and described how her day was going. After hearing about her experience with a card-hungry ATM machine and a coffee and cream fiasco this morning, my day suddenly doesn't seem so bad. I told her that she should be careful and just stay indoors today.
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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Woo hoo!

I just learned that Lisa Loeb, who I've had a crush on since the first time I heard her sing "I Do", is single again. Why does this matter? What the hell am I going to do about it? Nothing... but my imagination does get to wander a bit more. Hmm...

That is all...

This entry was silly.

The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth!

It's geek day for BuzzKill. I stumbled upon a few geek-related links - and not from BBspot this time! I found them pretty interesting, hopefully you will as well...

The Do's and Don'ts of Dating Geeks - So very true!

10 Reasons Why You Should Date a Geek - Gals should pay attention to this one... especially #8!

10 Reasons Why Geeks Make Good Friends
- We do!

10 Reasons It Isn't Always Easy Being Married to a Geek - OK, so we're not perfect, but I can fix a car!

Top 10 Reasons Geeks Make Good Fathers - I'm a proud father... so this was nice to read.

This entry was made possible by Geek Power! wo0t!

Monday, January 23, 2006

Men are too easy...

What did I do when the guys in the office asked me to join them out for lunch, but I had packed a sandwich that day?

Politely declined, letting them know that I had brought my lunch.

What did I do 15 minutes later when one of the hottest gals in the office called, asking me if I'd like to join her for lunch?

I said, "Sure, when did you want to leave?"

This entry brought to you by a typical guy.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Miniature Bag End

Found yet another link on BBspot that I wanted to pass on; this one being of a tiny dollhouse of Bag End.

What is Bag End? If you're asking this, then you obviously haven't read The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings - or seen the movies - or watched the animated versions - or you just weren't paying any attention when you did. So I won't answer this question for you - just click the link.

The amount of time that went into putting so much detail in that dollhouse is amazing. I figured that she deserved some kudos for her efforts.

This entry brought to you by the Shire.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Shopping Carts Don't Fly!

A very special friend gave me a very special gift for Christmas this (well, last) year. It was something I had never seriously considered doing on my own, and it was something completely unexpected. She did an excellent job of keeping it a secret up until the very last second.

Originally, I was supposed to receive my gift the day after Christmas, but it had rained earlier that day and was threatening to do so later that day as well. My friend contacted me that morning and informed me that my gift was an outdoor activity (that was the only hint I was given) and that the weather was not conducive to the activity we were going to do. She asked if we could reschedule for January 12th (yesterday) and fortunately I was already taking the day off from work, so the timing worked out perfectly.

Curiosity had been working on my brain for almost 2 weeks already, since that's how long before the original date we had arranged for time to do this. Now I had to wait another 17 days and still had no idea what was planned. It's a good thing that I enjoy a good surprise and can deal with being in the dark, otherwise I'm sure I would have been a lot more anxious than I already was. I was definitely ready to be let in on the secret when the time came, though!

I met up with her at her place yesterday afternoon so she could drive us to our destination. Not knowing the area, I must admit that I had no clue where we were or where we were going. After driving for a few minutes, we arrived at Fullerton airport. My friend is a pilot, so my mind automatically started thinking that she might be planning to take me up in a plane and give me a tour or maybe she booked me some time in one of the flight simulators (since I really enjoy video games). Still, I had no idea why we were there, but my mind was already getting excited about whatever was going to happen.

Walking into the terminal, she was greeted by some people that she knew. They hadn't seen each other for awhile and over the course of about 15 minutes I was introduced to more people than I could possibly remember the names of... except for the last fellow. She says to me, "Gabe, this is Mike, he's a flight instructor here..." and as with the other folks I had met earlier, I shook his hand. She continued, "... he's going to be taking you out for your first flight today."

My heart seemed as though it had suddenly stopped for a moment. Did I just hear her correctly? *THUD* My heart then leapt into my throat! The reality of what she just said came rushing through my mind. I was stunned, so much so that the only thing I could think of doing was give her a huge hug! I think I muttered something along the lines of "thank you" but I can't be certain, considering my state of surprise and joy.

Mike went over what it was we were about to do. He was going to show me a couple of videos, make sure I understood what was gone over (via a computer quiz), then we were to go out to perform a preflight check and get familiarized with the plane that I would be flying. At this point my curiosity got the best of me and I asked him if he meant that he'd take off, fly us to some safe area and let me take the controls for awhile, then fly us back. He was happy to clarify that I would be the one to start the plane, taxi it to the runway, proceed to take off, climb to an altitude of around 3000 feet, have me go through some turns, have me fly "straight & level", perform some descents and climbs... and that I'd be the one doing it myself. Finally it dawned on me that I was really going to fly a plane! HOLY SHIT!

It was at this point that my mind slipped into the make-it-happen mode. I became dead serious about learning what Mike had to teach me and to understand what my responsibilities were while doing it. My ADD brain was so hyper-focused, that everything else in the world that didn't pertain to what we were doing disappeared. This was serious business and I wanted to take it all in.

After the lesson and quiz, we went outside for our preflight check. We walked up to a Cessna 172s - (N259TA). He explained everything he was doing with the aircraft as he was doing it - and I was enjoying every single minute of it! Mike knew his shit and I wanted to absorb as much of his knowledge as he was willing to give me in the short time I was there.

Preflight check went according to plan and we got ourselves situated in the small cockpit of the plane. Mike explained some more details (I won't bore you with them - go fly your own plane!) and went over some of the controls, gauges, etc that we'd be dealing with during our flight. Once that was over, he told me to take the keys and start the engine.

Gladly, I took the key and put it in and turned it to start. Just like a car, the engine turned and turned, then caught and roared to life. This still didn't seem to be real to me, it was like I was watching myself from the outside while I was doing something that I had never thought I'd ever get a chance to do. The propeller was spinning in front of my view and I felt the rumble of the engine through my seat. Surprisingly, I wasn't nervous at all. This was going to be great!

Mike explained the rudder and brakes to me a bit more - because that's how you steer and stop while you're rolling - and we taxied out to the runway. We had to wait for a couple of planes to land first, then we rolled on towards the runway. Full throttle, engine blaring, we started speeding down the runway. We reach the speed we need and I'm instructed to nose up a bit, which I did. In just a matter of seconds, the vibration becomes less pronounced and I notice the ground moving away from the plane. Mike, who's hands were near, but not holding, the controls notes, "check it out... that was all you..." while wiggling his fingers. SWEET!

He directed me on where we need to fly and I pointed the nose in that direction. For the next 30 minutes or so, he had me flying "straight & level", through some turns, a few descents and climbs, he pointed out some landmarks along the way... we circle above the Queen Mary... turn back down the coast... then head back inland towards Fullerton airport. There was just so much to see and take in, that I'd bore you to tears (even more than I probably already have) if I went into full detail. Trust me, this was heaven for me. It was like looking at the world through a whole new set of eyes!

As we neared Fullerton airport, Mike took over the controls for the final approach and landing. True to form, he explained everything he was doing. My brain was wide open, doing it's best to take in whatever else I could still fit in there - and I'm still trying to sort through it all now!

If it weren't for the money, I know for sure that I'd go back and sign up for lessons in a heartbeat! Learning to fly is now one of my long-term goals in life. This is something I'd like to work towards someday.

Now that I've experienced it, I know that there's just no way to accurately describe it. It's just too far beyond words! The best I can do is point you to a web page I've put together of photos taken during the experience.

My friend was snapping so many photos, trying to capture as much of it for me as possible. The funny thing is that I hardly remember seeing her taking the photos. I remember seeing her snapping a few, but she really went all-out for this. Mike took some of the photos while we were flying (she didn't fly with us), but almost all of the outside shots were done by her.

In closing this epic-length blog, I just have to go on record by saying that this is, by far, the most generous, thoughtful, and meaningful gift that anybody has ever given to me in my entire life! Just thinking about it brings a tear to my eye. I am truly and humbly grateful, not only for this unbelievable gift, but for the amazing friend who thought enough to give it to me. Thanks again, my friend!

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Ultimate Showdown

In my ever-continuing search for online entertainment, I found this entertaining Flash cartoon called The Ultimate Showdown. I found it funny, so I thought I'd share it with the world - or at least the 5 or 6 people that I know read my blog from time to time... Hi mom!



Speaking of blog readers; I'm curious as to who actually reads my blog. I know The Mighty Quinn does, Rhiannon used to (don't know if she still does), "Guess who" does, my mom does from time to time, a couple of friends from work... but I don't know who else. So if you read my blog, please drop me a comment and just say hello or something. You don't even have to use your real name.

This entry was brought to you by bloggers anonymous.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

The Unstoppable Mix Master - The Mighty Quinn!

One has to wonder about friends when they take something you've done and turn it into something so wonderfully strange and funny. You've just gotta check out this crazy remix!

This entry was remixed by the ultimate mix-master!

It's a Jubilee!

This is a hilarious recording of a guy dealing with some sort of sales call. It's an MP3 file, so it should play in whatever you have set to open MP3 files.

This entry is a jubilee!

Best Blonde Joke Ever

This has got to be the best blonde joke I've ever read!

This entry was brought to you by Clorox bleach.

Long Story Short

Found this site with some funny stuff on it. Thought I'd share the link hoping that it might bring a smile to somebody else's face. Enjoy!

This entry was running off a cliff with my cat in it's arms, so, long story short... it isn't anything like warm apple pie.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

The Meeting That Wouldn't Die

This afternoon I was forced to sit in a 2-hour meeting of sheer boredom. It was a web/teleconference that went over the features and setup of a new web portal for our partner organizations (agencies). There were about 12 staff in attendance. 10 minutes in, I realized that I understood the entire thing already... leaving 110 more minutes of having to listen to the pleasant lady on the speakerphone describe everything she was doing on the screen (via WebEx) in excruciating detail. My mind began to wander, so I decided to write down everything that popped into my head during the meeting. Here's the complete list of thoughts that passed through my mind...
  • I'm a happy, happy boy!
  • I like to draw with crayons and climb trees.
  • My bicycle goes very fast! I like to race cars.
  • Where did my brain go?
  • What am I doing here?
  • Dear God, make it stop!
  • What is this for?
  • Can I fit a whole avocado in my mouth?
  • What's for dinner?
  • I need a hair cut.
  • Please don't fall asleep before the meeting ends.
  • If I strapped a rocket to a dog's back, would it fly? Would it blow up?
  • PIE! I like pie! Mmmm...
  • What is Jennifer doing with her arm? It looks weird, but I like it.
  • Can I get the time I lost in this meeting back?
  • How much did this meeting cost the company, in terms of salary paid for staff just to attend it?
  • Rolling podiums are cool.
  • Jeanne really looks like she's paying attention to this.
  • How much would it cost for a propane camping stove?
  • I'd like to go camping soon.
  • Maybe just a nice light hike.
  • I just want to hoot and cheer right now.
  • COFFEE - MUST HAVE COFFEE!!!
  • By my estimates, this meeting has cost about $300 in staff time so far.
  • I wonder what [my love] is doing right now.
  • It will be fun to see Quinn next weekend.
  • Is Courtney (the lady on the phone) cute? She sounds cute.
  • My fingers hurt from practicing guitar last night.
  • There's soda or coffee spilled on the table - that's messy!
  • Yesenia looks so bored, maybe she'll fall asleep.
  • The computer was so bored, it fell asleep too! (I had to wiggle the mouse to wake it up)
  • BIG BLACK MARKERS - BLANK IT OUT! Just like the FBI.
  • Mulder and Scully were cool.
  • Must ask seemingly interesting questions! (and I did) Okay, that worked!
  • Now we're probably pushing around $450 in staff time for this meeting.
  • Knowing glances around the room - everybody wants this meeting to end.
  • If I poke this pencil into my eyeball, would it just spring a leak, or could I get it to pop?
  • I was just told that this tele/web conference cost us $500!! So we're now at close to $1000 for a meeting that really didn't accomplish anything.
  • And I wonder why I haven't received a significant raise lately...
This entry was brought to you by a brain-dead I.T. guy. OY!

Monday, January 02, 2006

Happy New Year!

We had a great weekend celebrating New Years with friends. Rece and I had a blast with our geocaching friends who let us sleep on their sofa so we could hang out for the majority of the weekend. Rece had stayed with them for most of the week, since he was out of school. They really are the coolest people!

This year marks a new beginning for me, it seems. 2005 was a crazy year: I went through a divorce, reconnected with a dear old friend, started dating, lost a good friend, fell in love...

Going forward I'm hoping to be able to hold on to the good things, understand and apply the lessons I've learned from the bad things, take more control over my own life and who or what I allow into it. I want to love more, learn to be more patient, enjoy spending time with my good friends more often, get out and experience life more, and just allow myself to feel and absorb everything that comes my way. I want to do my best to show how much I care for the people in my life. After all, what's so good about life if you can't share it with someone special?

... only the beginning. Only just the start.

This entry hopes to serve as a New Years Resolution, but it really isn't one.

Thursday, December 29, 2005

I'm losing it!

12+ pounds and still going! I haven't really been eating much lately, which has resulted in my losing some weight over the last 2-3 months. It wasn't like I was fat, but I wasn't very happy with how heavy I had become. I'm not starving myself, not by a long shot. I've made the switch to diet soft drinks (with rare exceptions) and drink more water - plus I just don't eat unless I'm hungry. Maybe it's from using the Dorm-a-tron... I dunno.

My mood has greatly improved over the last couple of days. The previous 2 weeks were very hard for me, but things are looking up. On Monday night I felt like a reset button had been pushed in my brain, allowing me to reboot and clear up a lot of crap that's been going through my head lately. The stuff is still in my mind and I'm working through it, but I no longer feel over-emotional about it.

This weightloss and my strange over-emotional state got me thinking about something: My ex-wife, Sherise, was severely overweight for most of our marriage. In May of 2001 she underwent gastric bypass surgery. As she lost weight, she went through some very rough points emotionally - seemingly out of nowhere. What she found out was that our fat cells also end up storing whatever chemicals (hormones, drugs, etc.) were floating around in your system at the time those fat cells were stored up. This means that if you were doing drugs, you might experience a slight flashback from it, if you were depressed you might go back through similar emotions as you did back then, if you were angry, you might get aggitated for no reason, etc... once your body started to break down and burn the fat cells. I bounced this question off my friend Ted, who also went through the same surgery. He told me of how he had also gone through some similarly strange and inexplicable emotional states during his period of weightloss.

What does this have to do with the price of tea in China? Well, I've been hovering around the same weight for the last 3-5 years. A lot of that time I was in an unhappy marriage and going through a lot of garbage related to it. So what I'm hypothesizing now is that when my body reached a certain area of fat to burn off in my body, it coincided with when I started going through a lot of stuff (over the last 2 months). There's no doubt that I would have been emotionally affected by what I was going through, but I think I got a hit with a extra dose of old emotional chemicals that had been stored up in my fat while things were happening to me recently and I got pushed over the edge.

For all I know, I'm just talking out of my ass. I really don't know. The dominant logical part of my brain has trouble dealing with emotional crap, that I know. I also know myself well enough to realize when something isn't right. 2 weeks ago I took a day off from work because I just couldn't cope with things. I sobbed almost uncontrollably for 2-3 hours. That's not me. That's just not how I deal with problems. It was an emotional breakdown and it freaked me out. So I guess I'm just looking for an explanation as to why it happened, because my logical side needs it. This is about as good of an explanation as I could figure out.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to say that I'm not emotional - I feel and deal with emotions like everybody else. I just know how I process things and work through them. Not being able to come to grips with my feelings threw me for a loop and scared me.

Anywho, that's my story and I'm sticking with it. Move along! There's nothing to see here!

This entry came wrapped with a nice little bow that eventually got ripped off and torn into shreds.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

The Mighty Quinn is at it again

It seems that my good pal Quinn is in high spirits lately. In fact, he felt so good, that he created a new (and strange) video for your viewing pleasure! It's good to see this side of him back again!



Maybe it's the position of the moon, maybe it's just being tainted by my half of his genetic makeup, but Rece came up with something pretty funny today. I added it to the Oddities page on my site. Check it out!

This entry was brought to you by the dried up sponges hiding under my sink.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Very, very, very...

The last couple of days were, in my mind, wonderful. I spent some time with friends and went geocaching. It's easier to learn to appreciate something when you're able to see it up close, in person, and in it's natural habitat. This smile on my face won't go away and I look forward to the days ahead. It's good to have friends that care for you so much!

This entry was brought to you by some kick-ass chocolate chip cookies!

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Quinn's tale, part 2

Quinn finished writing a piece of history about himself (click here to read part 1), which as a good friend I found very interesting. It just goes to show how life can change direction so quickly and how everything can be an influence on the directions we choose to go.

This entry was brought to you by cowbell.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Speaking of new products...

Rece just finished his homework (yeah, at 8:45 pm - ahem) and it's got to be some of the funniest shit I've read from him yet! His assignment was to come up with an advertisement for 2 products (made up or otherwise). They were both funny, but the one I liked best read as follows...

New from Maybotsew Pharmaceuticals, it's the Dorm-a-tron. Here's what some one said about it. "I've tried everything, but I just couldn't keep those extra 200 pounds down, and it was starting to affect my marriage. Then I found the Dorm-a-tron. Using a new technology to help me lose weight. You just strap on the Dorm-a-tron, put on the High Voltage Helmet, turn them on, and then you can have a perfect night's sleep while you lose weight."

This entry was brought to you by a High Voltage Helmet!

Fizzle, fizzle, fizzle!

A few weeks ago (18 days, actually) I was up late and chatting with a friend online. For some strange reason I was inspired to do something silly and ended up making some audio commercials for a few interesting (and fictional) products. Out of laziness, I sort of forgot about them and that was that. Rece reminded me of them tonight while we were walking to the store, so upon my return I put them up on my web site (in the Oddities section).

Here they are for your listening pleasure:

P'Raps - A new urban-themed chocolate bar. Awww yeah...

Rhubarb Soap - When being clean just isn't enough.

YeeHaw Soda - All of the flavor, none of the crunch.



In other news...

My buddy (The Mighty) Quinn posted a bit of history of his life. Part of it involves me, so I figured I'd link to it in case some of my friends and family might be interested.

This entry was brought you by Rhubarb Soap... 'n' shit.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Sunday closure

My mood from earlier today is a lot better. I got a lot of stuff dealt with in my mind and was afforded the chance to let go of some of the anxieties I've been dealing with lately. It does look as though sleep will not be difficult to find tonight. Thankfulness, is the main thing within me right now. Let's see if I can redirect some of this anxiety into something constructive.

This entry was brought to you by a blended mocha.

Ramblings on a Sunday morning

Had a very difficult time getting to sleep last night. So much stuff happening in my brain that I couldn't relax. Thoughts about the past sorta bringing me down a little, as this will be my first Christmas and New Years single since... well, since high school. Thoughts about the present are both happy and sad - but more happy than sad, which keeps me going. It's probably the thoughts about the future that do the most to keep my mind spinning as it has been.

Most of my life I've had this strange inner drive to move to Oregon - more specifically, the Oregon coast. The natural beauty and slower pace of life were a part of that desire, but beyond that there was something deeper that I couldn't ever explain. There wasn't a day that I didn't think about eventually moving there - it was almost like an obsession. It felt as if the idea were implanted within my DNA and I was doomed to semi-obsess over it for the rest of my life. At some point over the last 6 weeks, this inexplicable impulse suddenly stopped.

I don't remember what day it was. I didn't notice what time it was. All I know is that I've been reprogrammed. And all the dreams I had for myself and my future are no longer important or have been forgotten about. They fell away without a fight.

This revelation has me reeling, and quite frankly, I'm frightened. One would typically expect that major life changes such as this to take some time to develop as time went by. The part that scares me is that my feelings for wanting to move up there were actually getting stronger just before they disappeared. Prior to that, the urge to go there was like a fist around my heart, squeezing it tightly. Even now, I cannot explain how much or how deeply I wanted to move to Oregon. It felt ancient, as though something was there that I had to return to, but I didn't know what it was. Now it's gone.

There's now a sense of frustration about my present and future. It's uncertain. I so want some things, but can't have them, at least not yet - or maybe I never will. Where in the past, I'd just do something or say something to try and make things happen, I'm forcing myself to wait and see. It's been very hard some days, like today has been. I really need to see all I can right now and it's so hard for me to do it. Everything within me sees what it wants, but in order to be fair to myself, I have to get out there and experience things I haven't yet. It's the only way that I'll be sure of what I want to do in the future.

I talked to a friend about how I've been feeling lately and she told me that she was both happy and sad for me. It wasn't until I heard it that I realized I felt the same way: happy and sad. The happiness is definitely outweighing the sadness, but unfortunately they're doomed to be associated with the same thing for now.

This entry was yet another cryptic and vague expression of my feelings.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Cold

Mark today down in your calendar, folks. For the first time in a long time (without there being snow), I'm actually feeling cold. I have no idea why this is happening, but it's got me confused. I am never cold - even when it's freezing outside. One fact about me is that my body is always warm and highly susceptible to heat. This past summer was pretty hot, which made it miserable for me. Winter comes and my body enjoys the break from the heat - but this morning I feel cold.

Maybe a cup of coffee will help. Hmm...

This seemed like such an unusual event for me that I had to blog about it. So consider it blogged.

This entry brought to you by frosty the snowman.

PS: The spell checker for blogspot flagged the words "blog" and "blogged" as misspelled. I find that ironic.

Update: 11:27 a.m. I had a cup of coffee... now I'm back to being too hot. ARRG!

Monday, December 05, 2005

Wizards of Winter

Found this incredible video on BBspot today. You just have to see it to believe it. It's safe to open at work and in front of your family - in fact, I encourage you to show this to them! Somebody had a lot of spare time on their hands to do this one.

This entry brought to you by a bunch of blinking and flashing lights.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Google Rocks!

The folks at TipMonkies.com have put together a list of services that Google offers. While it's fairly common knowledge that Google does a lot already, I had no idea they did so much more. Check it out for yourself!

This entry was written in a small little room, with a sexy pair of chairs.